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I am absolutely convinced I was on the verge of inventing a new philosophy of life on my way to the gym. The yapper in my head was probably inventing the best TED Talk of her life.
The opening was strong. The arguments were airtight. There were callbacks. There was character development. There were probably footnotes too. Then someone decided today was the perfect day to be unnecessarily rude. Whyyyy
My brain immediately hit Ctrl + Alt + Delete. The entire thought has now entered witness protection.
I’ve interrogated myself. Retraced my steps. Replayed the walk. Lifted weights in hopes of stimulating the same neurons.
Nothing.
I don’t remember a single sentence.
I only remember thinking, Wow… this actually has so much potential.
Anyway, if anyone finds a beautifully articulated, unnecessarily long internal monologue wandering around unsupervised, please return it to me.
No questions asked.
The intellectual property has been stolen before it was even published. 😭
I'm not trying to be rude but why are yoruba people all over my dm, please if you can't speak hausa either it being yoruba and so don't display yourself in my dm please 🥹🙏
Polygamy!
Is this right or wrong? If wrong then why it exists. If right then why people are against it.
You survived hell. You can survive happiness too.
