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Share amusing anecdotes, bizarre facts, and hilarious jokes 🤪. Just one rule… keep it respectful ✨
raise your hand if you’re one of the men friendfishing on your marriage profile (using a picture with a more attractive friend to get women to swipe right)
someone sent me these pre England v Ghana match earlier and...what in the nazar is this 🙃
not saying this was the reason England didn't score but authubillah 😭 that's enough internet for tonight
Did you watch new girl today?
IF I ACCEPT A MALE REQUEST ON INSTA, they will see my story but wont accept my follow back, WHY?!
So I landed up at the Barzakh terminal. Always a humbling experience. All these passengers are in transit, resting before the final flight.
My dua : peace be upon you, Oh inhabitants of the grave, Insha Allah, as you are, so we shall be ..
The loudest lessons never raise their voices.
They arrive wrapped in silence,
slipping through the cracks of midnight
while the world mistakes stillness for emptiness.
It is there—between one heartbeat and the next—
that the soul begins to hear
what noise could never teach.
Growth does not thunder across the sky.
It unfolds like dawn touching forgotten hills,
like rain teaching roots how to endure,
like a leaf choosing green after a season of falling.
And before anyone notices,
the quiet has rewritten you—
not with applause,
but with patience,
until you become a different person
without ever announcing your arrival. 🌿✨
How many times do you chew your food before swallowing it ?
I tried the chew 20 times theory but tbh it doesn't work for all types of food. For example my chicken & mixed veg stir fry would become mushy at around 17 chew , whereas for each bite of apple it took 38x chewing!
I’m not a fisherman or anything but if loyalty is real then why is water used to cook fish?
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/18PiHGuCZs/
Tell to the Muslim women. Daughters and wives and other women of Muslims. If they go out. Then cover their heads.
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So it's a command by Allah s.w.t. and a duty of every man and woman as well.
We will keep saying it. And I know a while ago I was ganged up and ridiculed and what not for this.
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So challenge me now and for that time when I asked someone to cover herself very politely. But they charged at me like hyenas. Trust me. The day of judgement is coming. And it is not a good place. You will be answering to what yall did to me. And where I was coming from.
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It's yall 10 plus and 1 me. I will hold you accountable for that.