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I’m gonna call it day and make my own saree squad where we hunt and kill rapists and pedos

Name: Shalwar kameez killaz

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Lower your standards...they said...
Okay, which ones?
I asked for a decent human being with intellect and a positive outlook on life, who has a job.
Should I get a couch potato or a homeless man?
Why do you require US citizenship? They said...duuhh, cuz I dont wanna be used? You want me to marry someone who just landed in the country yesterday and needs hand holding, learning English, and training? After I built my whole life here? Then dump me when he gets his GC? No, thanks. I rather die alone.
Have more kids...they said. Do you wanna kill me? Cuz God knows, I dont have an ounce of energy for having a baby. Besides, there is more to life than having kids. There are always orphans and foster kids who need a home.
Having college education is just a piece of paper...they said. I was a teacher, I beg to differ.
Do you want me to marry someone who thinks the earth is flat and vaccines are given to us to alter our DNA?
Age is just a number...they said. I say, age is maturity, experience, resilience, patience...I can live without social media (except Jamaa lol); snapshot (what the heck is snapshot? never used it), I dont care for IG...At night, I chill by doing jigsaw puzzles. Can you do puzzles? That shait takes a ton of patience, but it's good for your brain.
Marry a poor man...they said. I hate to break it to you, poverty sucks. I've been there, done that. If you don't have the same life style I do or better, move along. I am getting old, so I need my comfort, not living in a tent at this age.
Stay at home after marriage...they said. Sure. I don't mind as long as I have pocket money and you handle all the bills and travel. I still need another purpose other than being a maid, though. I need to use my brain. So, a part time job or work from home is ideal. I dont really care about the grind or climbing the corporate ladder.
I want an obedient and submissive wife (my favorite lol)...they said. Well, if you have to put that on your profile... dude, you don't need a wife. You need to travel back in time 2 centuries and stay there. 😂
Women can't travel alone...they said. But they have airplanes now, man! She is not riding a Dabba (look it up) in the middle of deset taking days to get to her destination. Airports are safe and have high level of security, we have trains, cars...She will be just fine on her own.
I am allowed to have another wife...they said. Sure. Have 4, I'm just not gonna be one of them. If I have to explain this one to you, you're really retarDed.
I hope I enlightened you with these thoughts, especially those who tell a woman to "lower your standards". Improve your life to meet her standards instead. Life is too short to spend it arguing and fussing about banal things. Standards are there for a reason.
Sorry, not gonna apologize for being awesome 😂😎.
Try to be awesome too.
Love you guys 💜💜💜

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Not here to impress everyone—just hoping to meet genuine people with honest intentions."

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Sunny day in Tokyo

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Have y'all watched cocktail 2?
Do u think the concept was rubbish?
Just Rashmika pov of testing shahid before marriage was sort of legit??

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Do y’all ever wonder how people around you keep jumping from one relationship to another, and somehow they’ve apparently found the love of their life… again?
Meanwhile, here you are, with so many failed talking stages and an ex you dated years ago, wondering, what am I doing wrong? How do they keep finding love the moment one relationship ends?

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