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The flower which is single need not envy the thorns that are numerous.

She had a Bambi shirt, so I sent her this heartfelt compliment:

Bambi's mom gets shot.

I have an issue whenever I see a girl with a cat on her marriage profile I am instantly attracted to them in my head someone with a cat can't be a bad person person lol

Oh I am also super attracted to girl with a long bio even if their picture is blurry why is that 😭😭 what's my issue doctor

Hi..💙👋🏻

Looking for Spain to give Portugal a respectable sendoff. Boring first half though ngl

There’s khair and rahma in what you’re going through right now.

I Had A Good Vocal

I am absolutely convinced I was on the verge of inventing a new philosophy of life on my way to the gym. The yapper in my head was probably inventing the best TED Talk of her life.

The opening was strong. The arguments were airtight. There were callbacks. There was character development. There were probably footnotes too. Then someone decided today was the perfect day to be unnecessarily rude. Whyyyy

My brain immediately hit Ctrl + Alt + Delete. The entire thought has now entered witness protection.

I’ve interrogated myself. Retraced my steps. Replayed the walk. Lifted weights in hopes of stimulating the same neurons.

Nothing.

I don’t remember a single sentence.

I only remember thinking, Wow… this actually has so much potential.

Anyway, if anyone finds a beautifully articulated, unnecessarily long internal monologue wandering around unsupervised, please return it to me.

No questions asked.

The intellectual property has been stolen before it was even published. 😭

I'm not trying to be rude but why are yoruba people all over my dm, please if you can't speak hausa either it being yoruba and so don't display yourself in my dm please 🥹🙏