Fun and Games

💻 Once on my day off, boss FaceTimed me and I acted like my phone froze..📱Boss: I can see the ceiling fan moving behind you..

Single Guy: I have a desire to live forever... Married Guy: Get married.. Single Guy: Aaand... I'll live forever?.. Married Guy: No..but that desire will leave...

🎒Daughter: Dad, there is a small get together at 🏫 school tomorrow..Dad: Really? How small? .. Daughter: You, me and the principal..

📱Wifey calling hubby: Babe, where are you? ..💎Hubby: Darling, you know that jewelry store where you saw that ring you absolutely loved?💍..Wifey: Yes! YESS!!.. 🍔🍟Hubby: I'm at the halal burger place around the corner from that with the brothers..

🎟️ What's the difference between a man buying 🎫a lottery ticket and a man arguing 🗣️👂🏼 with his wife? ..the first man actually has a chance to win 🎆💰

🌋Angry Wifey: I should have married a devil!!🔥 He would've made a better husband than you!! 🌡️..🚓Angry Hubby: You would be 🚨under arrest.. marrying relatives is illegal in this country!! 🚔

🫸🏼👤🫷🏼Wifey was massaging hubby's head and asked, 'Before we got married, who used to massage your head?' Hubby responded, 'Before we got married, I never had headaches..'

🪅Fun Fact: if you say 🗣️' are you as bored as I am? ' backwards..it would still make sense

🎊Fun Fact: 🪚🤳🏼 if you cut off your left arm..your right arm would be left 🦾

Beyond the basics, what is one 'Green Flag' in a potential spouse that isn't talked about enough? ✅💍