Fun & Laughs

There was this married couple. But the wife was busy dying... She asked her husband not to marry after her death until the sandhill at her kabr is completely flat. And that he should go every Friday to her kabr to read Quran for her and make dua for her... Six months later he goes to the cemetery and and comes to her kabr and wonders why her sandhill on her kabr still haven't gone down even a little bit... But still he does what he usually does and finishes...
A year later he found out she reason why her sandhill was still a hill was because she asked her brother to come every Thursday and put sand on her kabr making sure it stays a hill 😂🤣🤣🤣 this will forever make me laugh

⏰If alarms had feelings, they would be confused as to why they were bought to sound and then immediately told to shut up.

It's always “the vibe changed” and never “I stopped trying” 💀

Funny how the connection suddenly becomes “complicated” .. the timing becomes “bad” .. and somehow you're “not on the same page” anymore 😌

The excuses get longer as the interest gets shorter 😅

But sure... let's blame the vibe 😜

Hi

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You can't control me. 💕🔥
Only Allah Ta‘ala who has the high-privilege to control me. ⚖️🌁
Because I was His creation (Ruh). Not your creation.
Your duty is leading me towards Allah with love. Understand?

<CUSTOM_BOLD>—— Am not your Mobile-Remote Control.</CUSTOM_BOLD> 🚜💨🎮

“Hey! Are you free tomorrow?”

“NO! Im expensive!”

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Damn! It feels like I'm on the wrong planet to find my other half🌚😩

She says she has a thing for “Pakistani guys”.
😳
Tf??!!!
😒😒😒

Now I can’t even take her to Birmingham.

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