Fun & Laughs

Asalamo alaikom. New here

Meeting someone new is so stressing you have to pretend you have sense till you find out that the person is also stupid like you 🤦

I tried out this app for a month. Didnt find my wife 😆.
How are some of these profiles have been here for yrs. 🤯
Idk if i should continue 🤷‍♂️
Allah allah.

Slm All

Nonchalant men are not for me
I want my man to have a panic attack if we are not talking 💁‍♀️🤭

Post a joke here or something funny, let's have a better day

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time and do nothing at the same time.”

Women are basically self-employed detectives 💁🏻‍♀️

I met someone online and thought, “He seems nice.”

• -Five minutes later, I knew his full name.
• -Ten minutes later, I found his Insta, TikTok, Facebook.
• -Fifteen minutes later, I knew his group of friends.
• -Twenty minutes later, I found a photo of him from 2014 wearing sunglasses indoors.

Meanwhile, he still hadn’t replied to my message.
At that point, I wasn’t in a talking stage anymore.
I was conducting independent research.

The Fast Replier;

I replied to his message in 2 minutes.
He replied 2 business days later.
At this point, I’m not talking to a man.
I’m submitting customer service tickets. 😝