Fun & Laughs

I’ve had a crush on this guy for six months. He’s in my favourites and I keep opening muzz just to see if he's retired from the app 😩

She is asking Arab mom for her son's hand in marriage.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVB54OskXif/?igsh=dG50aGE5YWM0bHdp

A husband and wife stopped talking to each other… 🥺

One day later, the wife said:

“I’m going to count to 10. If you don’t speak before then, I’ll drink poison!” 🥲😱

One… 😔 Husband silent.
Two… 😔 Husband silent.
Three… 😔 Husband silent.
Four… 😌 Husband silent.
Five… 😌 Husband silent.
Six… 😞 Husband silent.
Seven… 😌 Husband silent.
Eight… 🤫 Husband silent.

When the wife reached nine, she started crying.

Husband: “Keep counting, keep counting!” 🥲

Wife: “Thank God, at least you finally spoke!” 😂

And thus, the life of a great woman was saved. 😅🤭🤣💖

Until a man brings his parents to ur house, he is just your brother.
Okiee gurls🤓

Her: why do you keep cheating?
Chad: …i need help 🥺
Her: what kinda help do you need?
Chad: …i need somebody to help me not have a big heart, …because my heart is so big!! …people betray me and I keep on forgiving them!!! 😟😭

if you are looking for someone to help you to do masturbate put them mute..sorry wrong address u fuc*** as****