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I saw a magpie outside my bedroom window and I was about to salute him, but then a thought came to me. Chuck Norris wouldn't salute the magpies. The magpies would salute him...
Bro, be different…
…send her $200 just cos.
Bro, the reason you get no girls is cos you’re too available and they don’t respect freebies. So do this instead. Don’t respond to her messages on Muzz but let her see you active on Jamaa. You gotta trigger her for her to like you back. Make the lamest excuse when she confronts you about it. Think #mindgames.
Are we all looking for love… or just someone to send random reels to all day.
Just woke up. long 3-4 hours of nap lmaoo.
Girls with 100+ bodies:
“Men used to go to war.”
Friend 1: “Why do we sometimes give up on ourselves?”
Friend 2: “Because our brain updates every night like cheap software.”
Friend 1: “What do you mean?”
Friend 2: “At 2 AM: ‘I’ll change my life, wake up early, gym, healthy food, no toxic people!’”
Friend 1: “And in the morning?”
Friend 2: “Brain says: ‘System error… sleep again please.’”
He will never forget the moment his friend....Watch till the end.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUTHcD0iLBm/?igsh=cTZjcGU5eGNmN3Bw

DELULU CLUB on Instagram: "😂🤣 Thailand has a festival where people literally chase each other with water and it’s rooted in ancient tradition. The famous Songkran Festival, now known worldwide as the biggest water fight on Earth, actually began as a sacred ritual. Traditionally, people gently poured water over Buddha statues and elders’ hands to symbolize cleansing bad luck and welcoming a fresh start for the Thai New Year. Over time, that soft blessing evolved into full-on street chaos with buckets, hoses, and water guns—but the meaning stayed the same: washing away the past year’s negativity. What makes it even cooler is that during Songkran, social rules loosenstrangers smile at each other, age and status don’t matter, and everyone becomes equal for a few days."
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUTHcD0iLBm/?igsh=cTZjcGU5eGNmN3Bw