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Got jokes? The world can always use more humor 🤪
Apparently there’s a new trend going around that girls below 5ft 5 are now rejecting guys over 5ft 10.
They be saying “5ft 7 is the new ideal”.
Don’t shoot the messenger.
Muzz users be like:
Monday: I'm done with this app. Deleting it.
Tuesday: re-downloads
Wednesday: Okay this match seems different.
Thursday: Read. Not replied.
Friday: I am done with this app. Deleting it.
Saturday: re-downloads
Sunday: Ya Allah send me sabr. And also send me a spouse. Both urgently. 🤲😭
Do you ever just meet someone and think?
“Yesss!!! 😃 …this is my soulmate!!!... 🥰”
...and then…
…boom!!! 💥💥💥
…suddenly...
...you meet a new soulmate?...👀
Hyyy guys,
I’m not a manhater anymore…
I have been upgraded to manbeater ….(or maybe maneater)😇🥰😙
Modern woman: I just want a good guy to share my life with…🥺…I feel so lonely.
Also modern woman:
“Good boy”
“Baldie”
“Brokie”
Bro, if she comes back after a few weeks from her “mom’s house” and her pH balance is off…
…you need to do some investigations.
🧐
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.😂
Brooooooooooo…
…be careful how much you open up to her…
…one wrong move and she be like:
“I knew I should’ve married your brother instead”
To All Girls..who said that u r not perfect, u r gorgeous n worthy for the right person 😚☺️
