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Hello every one am new here looking for freinds why not my second half🙏
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Hello everyone. I am new here.. what's this Jamaa thinkg?
@CjBlackArabian07
BREAKING NEWS FROM JAMAA HIGH COURT OF LOVE 🤣
This morning, a brother reported a sister for replying with only:
"Okay."
The court summoned the sister.
Judge: "Why did you reply with only 'Okay'?"
Sister: "Your Honour, he sent me 'Hi'. What dissertation was I supposed to write?"
The court nodded.
Then another sister rushed in with her own complaint.
Sister: "This brother disappeared for three days and came back saying, 'I've been busy.'"
Brother: "Your Honour, I was actually busy."
The Judge asked, "Busy doing what?"
Brother: "Overthinking whether she even liked me."
The whole court burst into laughter.
Suddenly, another brother stood up.
"My Lord, she viewed my profile six times and never liked me."
The sister calmly replied,
"I was gathering evidence."
😂😂😂
Before the laughter settled, another sister complained:
"This brother asked for my WhatsApp after exchanging only four messages."
Brother defended himself:
"My Lord, the app was lagging."
Court Clerk whispered:
"No, brother... your patience was lagging."
🤣🤣🤣
Just then, an elderly uncle walked into the courtroom.
He looked at everyone arguing over blue ticks, likes, ghosting, dry chats, height, age, salary, cooking, submission, provision, feminism, masculinity, and profile pictures.
He smiled and said:
"My children... if all of you used this same energy to make du'a, improve your character, and assume the best of one another, half of today's arguments would disappear."
Silence.
Then someone's phone buzzed...
"It's a Match!"
The brother and sister who had been arguing quietly left the courtroom together.
The Judge sighed and closed the file.
Case dismissed.
😂😂😂
Moral of the story:
Not every short reply is pride.
Not every delayed reply is rejection.
Not every disagreement is a gender war.
And not every profile is your Qadr.
Relax. Laugh a little. Improve yourself. Be sincere. Make du'a.
The right person will appreciate you by Allah's permission.
Now... who is taking the next case? 🍿😂
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Hello, does anyone live in Casablanca?
@CARahman
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