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Share amusing anecdotes, bizarre facts, and hilarious jokes 🤪. Just one rule… keep it respectful ✨
HIM: did it hurt when you fell from Jannah?
ME: Sir, are you calling me Iblees?
I'm not a pessimist. I'm a realist.
It's not my fault my reality sucks. 😮💨
I could marry a 70 IQ woman. I could marry a horrible woman with a terrible personality. I could even marry an average looking woman. But one thing l cannot do under any circumstance is marry a woman with hip dips.
People don't always hate being wrong. They hate being wrong publicly.
Is it possible to be 100% both ?
I’m not talking about about finesse and the ability to manage both so smoothly , I’m saying it’s almost like there are 2 beings inside of you, maybe the soul and heart are not in tandem ( I’m sleeping early tonight otherwise we get way too deep ,,, both of us!
It’s so quiet here today...
Is everyone busy at the weekends??
What are you doing???
Strive to have the courage to identify when opportunities arrive, the strength to muster effort to optimize them and the vulnerability to pivot towards what life deals you next. Attempt this all with kindness and empathy. Aspire to repeat this cycle for the duration of existence.
Gasoline has a unique scent that some people find strangely addictive—honestly, loving it is such a weirdly specific green flag! ⛽️😂