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What in the world we live in, that everybody think they're smart, that we really don't know ****

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about 10 hours ago

I am so fed up of men being sensitive everytime I open the topic of finances, and then get called materialistic for simply saying “what should I tell my parents about your finances”. Being a Qawwam is literally your role. Ask any insurance company or bank if they accept potential. They ask you 1000 questions to minimize the risks and losses. Men never ever settle for a woman’s looks, they don’t believe in potential, but somehow we are made to feel guilty for choosing someone as he is and ignoring potential.

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A man brought 20 flowers, 19 real and 1 fake.

He said: “I will love you until the last flower dies.” 🌹🥀

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The woman has to like the guy more for the relationship to work

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Imagine your future spouse somehow gets access to your entire Jamaa history before meeting you... 👀😂

Not just your profile but every post, comment, argument, roast, unpopular opinion, and random 2 AM thought you've ever shared.

What's happening next?
Are they impressed and thinking, "MashaAllah, what a wise and sensible person"? 😌

Are they laughing at your jokes and memes? 😂

Are they questioning your sanity after reading your comment history? 🤦‍♀️

Do they see your debates and think, "Wow, this person stands up for their beliefs" 💪

Or do they quietly close the app and start making istikhara for protection? 😭

Be honest...
If your future spouse read every single thing you've posted on Jamaa today, would you feel proud, nervous, embarrassed, or completely cooked? 🍿🤣

And which post/comment would make you pray they somehow missed it?

@tazz2025 @Sharx- @AZ-CosmicElysian @pyaracetamol @Anti-fragile @AymanQidwai @nazrana99 @anshrax @Tee_Kay @raedb10 @Karma19

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Drawing because killing is haram

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Question of the day 🤔 🙃 😌 😏 😄

Is Muzz APP is for finding a spouse or just making good conversation? Asking bcz Im talking to some1 from last 1.5 months and we are still discussing everything except marriage ☠️

I FEEL awkward to ask him that what's going on dude? 🥺

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Need me someone that reminds me of the word “Ethereal”, wbu? 🫩

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I'm cool but this is cooler 🫪

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I never made a post before but there's something I was genuinely confused. I am looking for a match who a single child preferably from Rawalpindi or Islamabad. I have my reasons because I want a peaceful and small family. It's my preference not a Demand. I don't know why people are calling it a demand and some even pointed out and called me biased. I don't what's that about. Not everyone likes big families and everyone has a right to choose what they are happy and comfortable with. And yes I do have siblings myself but we're all sisters and they are married so I am used to being around less people. Anyways I just want to know what others think about it.

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