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As a boy I read a novel about a boy who had a pet raccoon he rescued.
Ngl I want a pet raccoon.

Muslim dating sites will humble you. One minute you're planning baby names, the next minute you're unmatched.

You match. You exchange salams. The conversation is flowing. Then... "Last seen: 3 weeks ago."

No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still ahead of everyone who isn't trying.👍

Being selective about who gets your energy is self care.✌️

One day you'll thank yourself 🌅
For believing in your dreams 🌌
Before there was any proof they would come true 🌫️
For trusting the process 📊
When nothing seemed to be working 📉
And for refusing to quit 💪
During the moments that tested your patience ⏳
Because the greatest victories in life 🏆
Often belong to those who simply refused to stop trying 🔥

Work drip
Patagonia vest ✅ for lols
Glock ✅ for hostile negotations with vendors etc.(stimulates demand for orthopedic surgery)
Montblanc fountain pen ✅ for mogging and shanking
swordcane ✅ for mogging and shanking
stainless AP Royal Oak ✅ for mogging
sweatpants ✅ for communicating disdain
caffeine IV ✅ for maintaining optimal level of irritability

🙃

🚦Forget red flags for a second... what's one GREEN flag that instantly makes you think, "Yep, this person is worth knowing?"

Mine:
👨 Men: A woman who asks questions too instead of turning the chat into a one-man podcast. 😭

👩 Women: A man who's consistent, respectful, and makes his intentions clear without playing games. 😂

Your turn...

TMJ Update with Botox (don’t freak out now it was done at the dentist)

Day 3: I have a mother of a migraine from the heat and my jaw/cheek area is still swollen 😣 😣