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@emptyme05

11 days ago

Who here is a millionaire?👀
Asking for my friend(I wont let you marry my friends tho🫣)

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Ara Cruix

@Ara2016

11 days ago

Glimpse of the day have wonderful day ahead ya’ll❤️

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Anonymous

11 days ago

this app makes me confuzeeeee
lutchuuuu banget dah

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Faisal

@Faisal80187

11 days ago

What’s ur fiv food ?

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Aashiyana Aashiyana

@Aashiyana39312516

11 days ago

Finally it's my birthday

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Shehnaz

@shehnaz9

11 days ago

Early this morning a dm landed in my inbox

Can you help me find a life partner? 😭😭

And that got me thinking...

What exactly about my profile is so ostensible that it screams Certified Matchmaker?

Sister... I'm literally fighting my own battle in the rishta market. 💀💀

Filtering profiles.
Getting ghosted.
Analyzing compatibility.
nd making posts about it all bcs I'm trying to figure this out myself.
If I actually had the secret formula for finding the perfect spouse don't u think I'd have used it on myself first? 🤣

So decision made
Shez Matchmaking Bureau is opening soon. 📋
Registrations coming shortly.

*Disclaimer:

  1. The founder is still on her own hunt for a husband, so please keep expectations realistic. 😭

  2. Girls expecting a 25 year old perfectly settled guy earning ₹5 lakh per month n boys expecting a hoor straight from Jannah... kindly stay away. 😂

  3. Please take an honest look at yourselves before making a list of impossible expectations. Compatibility goes both ways.

May Allah accept every sincere prayer and make this journey easy for all of us. Ameen. ❤️

📝 Note: Before anyone starts drafting think pieces in the comments... this post is pure satire. 😂

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Shawn

@Shawn520

11 days ago

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven't yet met.

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Anonymous

11 days ago

I really want to lose some weight and I'm looking for genuine advice and tips. I bought a beautiful dress that I absolutely love, but it doesn't fit me at the moment, and I'm determined to change that so I can wear it.

I'd really appreciate any healthy food ideas, snack swaps, meal suggestions or other realistic weight-loss tips that have actually helped you. I'm looking for sustainable advice rather than quick fixes, so if you have any recommendations, I'd love to hear them.

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Abbas Younas

@abbas536

11 days ago

Assalamualaikum
Muzz is not a dating or time pass application. If you are use Muzz app seriously and with the genuine intention of marriage, it can absolutely change your life.
Here are a few tips that can guide you toward a meaningful relationship and successful marriage

  1. Set Your Family Intentions Right
    Configure your settings to reflect your true goals. Select the option to involve "Family immediately", followed by purposeful chatting, and then moving toward marriage. Let your matches know your serious intentions from the start.
  2. Avoid Endless Chit-Chat (Give & Take Respect)
    Do not waste time on aimless, long-term casual conversations. Keep your interactions dignified and focused on the future
  3. Keep Your Profile 100% Real
    Be completely honest and authentic. Do not fall into the trap of creating fake profiles or pretending to be someone you are not. A strong, lasting marriage can only be built on truth.
    #Muzz #HalalMarriage #MuslimRelationship #SeriousIntentions

ALLAH sab ke naseeb achy kre❤️

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