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Share amusing anecdotes, bizarre facts, and hilarious jokes 🤪. Just one rule… keep it respectful ✨
@mriaulf
Why is it that the most sincere people are often the ones taken for granted?
@UberFacts
UberFact: Guys who think they won’t ever be whipped…. Every guy is whipped, its not a question of how whipped you are… its how you handle em….that will determine who wears the pants.
@UberFacts
UberFact: Men really don’t know what emotional intelligence means because they always think logically when it comes to situations. You tell him about ur day and he will drift off somehow in the middle waiting for the conclusion or even imagine a conclusion as you speak.
Women - have patience.
@UberFacts
UberFact: women prefer a man who is clean shaved. Underarm and private parts. Ya3ni completely clean.
But if shes adventurous, she’ll tell you to remove chest n stomach hair too.
@UberFacts
UberFact: Reality is every couple divvy up the house chores. Wife cooks, husband does the dishes. Husband does the vacuuming and wife cleans the bathroom.
But lads, if you show enough love to her attentively and is emotionally present, you can just like me hide in the toilet for a 30 minute break whilst shes happy doing everything… only coz she feels loved. 😬
@UberFacts
I’ve just realised how expensive London has becomd.
Like how do we survive? I seriously think this country has no future.