Random

The mosquitoes weren’t the last visitors to my bed last night. After the overnight mosquito massacre, the red ants arrived at 4 a.m. to recover the bodies. Apparently, I’m operating an all-inclusive resort for insects with a highly relaxed check-in policy and an extremely strict check-out policy. 😣😭

P.S. Whoever has my voodoo doll, kindly stop leaving her in mosquito swarms and ant nests. The body aches are becoming a little too convincing, and I’m starting to take it personally. 😭😓

Rreally bored 🫠

I'm back

For those who do anon posts for advice, majority of the time they already know deep down what they’re asking for. Perhaps it’s just that reinforcement that they want. May Allah swt make it easy for everyone.

Once upon a time…

So, the younger sister of death has forsaken me. She has betrayed me. Sleep, that small rehearsal for oblivion, has refused to visit tonight.

And now I lie awake, listening to the silence breathe, while the night slowly empties itself into the room.

The cherry on top is YouTube showing me clips from A Separation, as though insomnia was not enough, as though the darkness needed a script.

Then this line appears:

<CUSTOM_BOLD>“When a father bathes his children, they both laugh. But when a son bathes his father, they both cry.”</CUSTOM_BOLD>

Perhaps this is what time does.

It takes the hands that once carried us, makes them fragile, and returns them to us trembling.

It turns laughter into duty, strength into memory, and love into something so heavy that even tenderness begins to hurt.

I’ll leave you guys with this.

Any girl need buby man text me

This had me dyinggg 😂💀
Let’s practice our British accents 🤭

I pray my kids outdo me in every way.
Be smarter
Go further
Heal faster
Win bigger
I'm not raising mini-me.
I'm raising upgraded editions.