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Guess my background LOL

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None of us alive today are responsible for the past, but we are responsible for the future

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🗣️📱👤 DTF? ..down to FaceTime? Ha..just saw it in a profile, thought it was funny

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🌙 What’s more important: being understood or being loved?

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Being single sometimes feels like being the only person left standing when the music stops. Every family gathering turns into an interview panel where relatives ask, "So, when are we hearing good news?" as if marriage applications are processed like passport renewals. Friends who once stayed up all night chatting are now busy discussing school admissions for their children while I'm still deciding what to have for dinner.

The funniest part is that married people complain about marriage, and single people complain about being single. Meanwhile, I am stuck in the middle, enjoying my freedom one day and wondering where my future spouse is hiding the next. Social media doesn't help either. Every scroll brings another wedding photo, anniversary celebration, or baby announcement, making me feel like I missed a memo that everyone else received.

Still, single life has its perks. I can sleep diagonally on the bed, eat the last slice of pizza without negotiation, and spend my money without explaining why. So until the right person arrives, I will continue surviving family questions, dodging matchmaking attempts, and proudly representing the singles' club.

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I hate negative toxic pessimists who do nothing but complain all day

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Sushi is mid

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The sign of good character is in ten qualities

  1. Rarely arguing,
  2. Treating others fairly,
  3. Abandoning seeking out people’s faults,
  4. Seeking to rectify and improve any evil qualities which appear,
  5. Seeking excuses for people,
  6. Bearing harm,
  7. Blaming oneself,
  8. Occupying oneself with awareness of one’s own faults & not with the faults of others, 
  9. Having a cheerful face,
  10. And being mild in speech
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To my incoming wife here

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I’ve been laughing at this for far too long

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