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When marriage isn't possible right now, how do you cope with the longing for physical closeness and affection?
A man messaged me, and as always, I told him I wasn't looking for an online relationship. I asked him, "How do you arrange a meeting in real life?" I was shocked when he said, "I live in Saudi Arabia. You can fly to Umrah and we'll see each other. I sell Umrah packages and can sell you one at a low price..."
Many years ago men used to go to war over women. But now a man can't afford a ticket to fly to girl's place... He sits on the couch and waits for her to fall into his mouth. And he presents all this under the guise of worship in Umrah...
It looks like this person is using this platform to close his monthly travel sales plan. I told him - you are being hypocritical, because a date is a date, and Umrah is only for the sake of Allah. Allah will not accept such an umrah. I am so outraged I want to share my outrage!!! Men have become as small as ants!!!
Honest question: For those without a partner or spouse, how do you deal with the loneliness?
What’s your secret? 🤔
Nothing worse than someone telling you to look in the mirror, and there you see a huge spider sitting on your forehead 😬😭
When you ask them to take the spider off you, they run off and leave you to deal with it on your own😩😭
With a scream and moving my head for about a few minutes, I just about managed to get it off and take a sigh of relief 😢😂
Other than seeing nature again, earlier today and this frightening spider experience, Lol.
How's everyone's weekend going?
One of these days a man is gonna have a look at my YouTube and TikTok history and run for the hills. Or he will watch unprofessional Mennonite country carpenters work in their flip flops with me and 600lb women from oaklahoma.
Its that time of the year again when my nieces and nephews will be flying over for the holidays 🤍
Presents wrapped
Cozy movie nights
Little feet scurrying against the carpet
House full of snacks
Helped Mumzìe with the decorations. Blowing up balloons etc
Cooked my fav cookie dough 🍪
All set for tomorrow. Literally can't wait to see their cute little faces
One of the saddest things in life is when old friends drift away not because they don’t get along with you but because everyone’s busy nowadays and so when you meet it becomes an awkward hi and bye! SAD TIMES!!!
✌🏼2 Types of People: ⏩ 1) Proactive, go-getters; interesting..have some content to their character..⏹️2) Inactive, passive; absolute by the book, dry dull characters..(the majority), sits back waiting to be impressed by everyone and everything