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@Maria16
I swear, rude people are my biggest pet peeve.
So I'm standing in the queue and this woman behind me says, "Can I go in front? I've only got two items."
I thought "No worries, good deed for the day" and let her go ahead.
Big mistake.
She somehow managed to spill her coffee all over me. Did she apologise? Nope. She actually had the audacity to say, "Well, it's your fault for being in the way."
...Excuse me?
So I calmly picked up her shopping, moved it onto a different till and said, "Off you go... right to the back of the queue. I was nice enough to let you in front and that's how you repay me? Absolutely not."
The best part? Everyone else in the queue backed me up and basically told her to do one. Moral of the story: don't bite the hand that lets you skip the queue! 😂
@Isma1234
I'm sick of boys asking me this question immediately after a hi/hello. "Where are you from" I swear it really pee's me off!!!! So annoying poof where you from poof where u from poof where you from... Flippin EARTH you shxtface.
@Judicious
When you value fitness and health, you stop being attracted to people who don't
@zeeshanali786
When I created an account on Shaadi.com, I found out that you have to subscription to talk to a girl there, there is nothing like that in this app. So there is no seriousness here, no one values free things. I also request girls to post less on free apps if they are planning to get married.
@-_Bilbina
Why do people don't post horror stories? I'm a sucker for horror stories. Can anyone drop some? I'll go first.
When I was 4 or 5, I remember for the longest time, I have a baseless hatred toward this white lean wooden cupboard. I don't wanna touch it, I don't wanna stay in the same room with it. If my mom ask me to retrieve anything from it, I'll slam the door so hard wishing it break down soon, so that they throw it away. Weird thing is, as a barbie-loving girl, a classic lean white wooden cupboard is precisely the aesthetic I vibe with.
The "trauma" persist, that I flinched and got scared over my aunt's light brown double door wooden cupboard with the exact same style as the white one we had before we throw it away. Never knew why.
And then, when I was 16, I met my other aunt who used to babysit me. She told me stories about how it was being my babysitter. And she said that she was scared. There are a lot of unhinge moments with me. But there was this one time when I hide behind her back, shielding myself from the exact white wooden cupboard. "What is it?" she asked. I told her..
"There's a woman sitting on top of that cupboard."
@AhmedInDisguise
Men are looking at my baby pic, thinking it's a girl and tryna shoot their shot. 🤢
@chocpeanzwofl
Cringe
@Jonas56147819
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do, haunted by the ghost of you
Took me back to the night we met.....
@bjjh
Good
@Eliraa
Sister appreciation post 💞
Tag a sister you appreciate and say why. Men can join in too - tag your bros.
I’ve tagged a few beautiful ladies that I’ve interacted with and could remember off the top of my head, but there are so many more so sorry if I forgot you!
@nia19 - genuine 🥰
@Rimarimar - kindest + the coolest 😎
@jus12 - sweetest + boss babe 💅🏼
@sx13 - Beautiful inside and out 🥰
@lemon99 - genuine 💕
@complicatedsoul95 - genuine 💞
@anisakh + @tigerlily - sweetest 🥹
@sabaasn - supportive 🌹
@angy97702492 - positive 😊
@DrSimran - intelligent and funny 🤭