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A squad was checking a suspicious backpack and this dude got fed up with waiting

I went to the bank to borrow some money, but they told me my credit score was too low.
I told them, "Hey, it’s not low, it’s just in power-saving mode!" 🔋💀

My smartphone just warned me that my screen time was down 20% this week.
I’ve never felt like such a failure to a piece of plastic in my entire life. 📱😂

Interviewer: "What is your biggest weakness?"
Me: "I'm honest."
Interviewer: "I don't think that's a weakness."
Me: "I don't care what you think." 🤷‍♂️
Which one did you like the most? If you want more jokes on a specific topic (like school, office, or animals), just let me know!

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks they are stupid, please stand up."
(Nobody stands up for a few minutes. Then, Johnny stands up.)
Teacher: "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
Johnny: "No, ma'am. I just felt bad seeing you stand there all alone." 💀

'An 🧅 onion shared with a friend tastes like roast 🐑 lamb.' - Egyptian proverb • a genuine connection can transform scarcity into abundance • the humble onion, a stark bitter food of the poorest tables, is elevated to the status of a celebratory feast -roast lamb- solely by the presence of a true companion.

I think I finally understand …why so many women end up dating women🫢🦄

#SeriousPost #DoctorGroom #MuslimMatrimony #NikahOnly

🔥 Doctor Groom Seeking Life Partner 🔥
👉 Groom posting himself 👈

Groom's Profile
Name: Dr. Tanzim Hossain
Age: 30 Years | DOB: May 1994
Height: 5'10"
Profession: Dental Surgeon
Current Location: Bogura, Bangladesh
Marital Status: Never Married

Education
BDS - Govt Medical College
PGT - Dhaka Dental College

Family Details
Father: Md. Hossain
Mother: Late Tasnima Begum
Siblings: None

What I'm Looking For in a Bride
✔️ Responsible & Family-oriented
✔️ Modest, Smart & Attractive personality
✔️ Health-conscious, Fit & Well-groomed
✔️ Caring, Supportive & Serious about marriage

Note: Groom will contact directly. No mediators please.
For details: Inbox me on Muzz

*Only for Nikah. No timepass please

You get one sentence to convince me to reply. Go. 😌👇

Looking for a genuine connection built on respect, honesty, and shared dreams. I’m a kind-hearted person who enjoys learning, growing, and exploring different cultures. Life is better when you have someone special to share it with. If you’re looking for something real, feel free to say hello. 😊✨