Fun and Games

I’ve already finished my June salary, and May hasn’t even ended yet 😀

Riddle:

I am not a star, yet I brighten your night.
I am not a home, yet I feel just right.
You may search the whole world and still not find me fast,
But when we finally meet, it feels like we were meant to last.

What am I?

🦜👤A man walked into a store with a parrot on his shoulder..someone asked, 'Does the animal talk?' .. the parrot answered, 'I don't know.'

🛋️Laziness pays now..hard work pays later💸

🏠 What's the name of a man no arms no legs in front of your door?🚪Matt

🛟 What's the name of a man no arms no legs floating in a pool? Bob ⚓

🏠..if your house is cold stand in the corner..🌡️ it's always 90 degrees there

🦄A woman fainted on the merry-go-round 🎠.. don't worry, she'll come around