Fun and Games

🧰🪛I hired a handyman who does 'odd jobs'..🔧so I gave him a to-do list..🔨🪚he only did 1, 3, 5, 7..
🗜️🛠️

🧅💦After marriage, your wallet is like an onion..every time you open it you start crying..💸

I’ve already finished my June salary, and May hasn’t even ended yet 😀

Riddle:

I am not a star, yet I brighten your night.
I am not a home, yet I feel just right.
You may search the whole world and still not find me fast,
But when we finally meet, it feels like we were meant to last.

What am I?

🦜👤A man walked into a store with a parrot on his shoulder..someone asked, 'Does the animal talk?' .. the parrot answered, 'I don't know.'

🛋️Laziness pays now..hard work pays later💸

🏠 What's the name of a man no arms no legs in front of your door?🚪Matt