Fun & Laughs
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Got jokes? The world can always use more humor 🤪
Who can consume 10 litres of petrol?
Jerry can
My routine includes waking up looking at my phone getting offended by my alarm and then regretting everything.
Life’s problems never seem to end 🥹🥹
Whichever girl I find, either it’s a filtered DP or fake pictures…
And now the ones I’m meeting are older too 🥹🥹
Where is a guy supposed to go… where? 🥹🥹😂😂
Honestly, it feels like life is just trolling at this point 😂
Love life status:
404 Error
Relationship not found! 😂
One good conversation can change everything.
Say hi.
This is my recent story 😭
Got a chat request on a marriage app.
Exchanged dua salam, had some basic conversation… everything felt normal.
Then suddenly she said:
“I’m not here to find a husband. I’m here to find a brother.”
Ma’am respectfully… this is Muzz, not Raksha Bandhan.com 😭
Human psychology genuinely needs to be studied more seriously.
Bandhan - Matrimony Search
https://www.bandhan.com/
Girlfriend: hey honey when you taking me out for a date-night? 👀
Boyfriend: hey sweetie how does this Saturday at 7 sound?
Girlfriend: perfect!! 🥰 can’t wait!!
Wife: it’s been 2 weeks, 2 bloody weeks!!, and you still haven’t taken me out on a date-night! Wtf is that! You don’t communicate at all!! And being 24/7 pampered, protected and provided for IS MY GOD-GIVEN RIGHT!!! 😡 NOW STOP BEING A HARAMI AND SERVE ME!!!
…Husband left the chat.