Fun & Laughs

Seven has 'even' in it

That's odd

If you accidently give someone a glue stick instead of a lipstick

You won't be hearing from them since

Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler

What do you call a plane that goes backwards?

A receding airline

She tells her non-Muslim boyfriend she doesn’t eat pork for “religious reasons”.

My flag is not Green or Red anymore! It’s White, now I only want peace either it’s mental peace or rest in peace.😵😴

I’m the kind of woman who keeps it mysterious…
but my du’as have all the details, screenshots, and evidence.
🌙📿🙂
The key lesson: nobody knows… except Allah.

A car that’s worth investing in comes fresh out the showroom. Zero mileage. But a car with more than 3 previous owners has done way too much. Just ride it for what you can. And when it breaks down just dump it at the scrapyard. Selling it on might actually put someone’s life at risk. Nobody needs to die for a car.

You’d be surprised what people smell like behind those beautiful pics.

Brummie Bunny: wagwan fam
Bro: hey walaikumsalaam i like your pic
Brummie Bunny: so wys …like like what what init?
Bro: r u ok? do you have any health conditions?
Brummie Bunny: are you shtewpid? big man ting! don’t make me bang you in yo face fam…