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Hey guys👋
So my Mahr just increased
I just learnt how to boil rice 🤭🤗🙂↕️
Muslim marriage pipeline:
No dating → No talking → No mixing
Then one random Sunday:
A stranger's photo on WhatsApp
"She's a good girl, think about it"
Bro this isn't a rishta it's a cold email 💀
Muslim dad raising you:
"No girls. No talking. No mixing."
Muslim dad at 27:
"When are you getting married??"
Bro YOU were the obstacle 💀
Muzz emotional cycle:
Download → Nervous
Match → Euphoric
First reply → Alhamdulillah 😭
Day 3 silence → Sabr bro
Ghosted → Deleted app. Made dua. Redownloaded next Friday. 💀
Muslims: "No dating, keep it halal"
Also Muslims: downloads app, gets attached in 3 days, cries when ghosted
We are not okay 😭🤲
Multiplication = Polygamy 🙋♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏼♀️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏾♀️🙋🏿♀️
Division = Monogamy 🙋♀️
Subtraction = No-girl-my 😶🌫️
Addition = Side-piece 💅
Well... Let's start with the 1st expression hhhhhhh😅😅😂😂... Which is used in our language "Maghrebi Dialect of Arabic: Darija / Dariža (Moroccan one)" : "When someone just say or do things without thinking, or nonsense actions and etc..."; We say hhhhh😅: "كوّر و عطي للعور - Kowwer w 3ti l'3wer", it's litteral translation is: "Roll (or Roll it like a ball) and give to the blind", but we use the term "3ti - عطي" sometimes for the meaning of "Hit - Beat - Kick - Throw (like this example here😅😂) - Etc..."
Sooo... The result is: "Roll it (Like a ball) and throw it to the blind". Why to the blind😅😅?? I have no idea and this expression is really noticeable in people's actions these days hhhhhhhhhhh😁😁😄😄😅😅😂😂😆😆🤣🤣!!!
At this point, we should start making Jamaa tutorials.
Because every second post is:
“Hi, I’m new here 👋”
followed by
“Can someone explain how this works?” 😭
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