Fun & Laughs

The audacity of men putting "must be religious but also fun" in their bio.
Brother. Pick a struggle. 😭

Muzz bio red flags tier list:
🟢 "Family oriented" : normal
🟡 "Not here often" : ghosting incoming
🟠 "Just exploring" :wasting your time
🔴 "Serious inquiries only" : the most unserious person here
☠️ No bio : complete mystery, somehow still matches

Me before Muzz: I want a deep, meaningful connection with someone who understands my soul.
Me after 2 weeks on Muzz: Why did they open my message and not reply, I'm going to cry.
The app humbles you. 😭

Muzz dating cycle:
Step 1: Match
Step 2: "Assalamualaikum"
Step 3: "How are you"
Step 4: Silence for 3 days
Step 5: Unmatch
Step 6: Repeat
We are NOT okay. 😭

Sometimes I wonder why we need to understand women 😅 because even if we understand them well and know their feelings, they will try in every way to show the opposite 😅

date a nurse correctly.
that means snacks, foot rubs, forehead kisses, and zero complicated conversations until she has showered.

I was delivering parcels .
This customer forgot his GF's date of birth for age verification and she saw the whole thing through Ringbell camera !
She goes "You are deadman! Wait till i get home !"😅

Broooooooooo!!!
If she starts dropping Rumi quotes out of nowhere you know what that means right??? 👀
Yes siree Bob! She’s going through a break-up. She’s fragile rn. And now is the best time to manipulate her. Make your move champ. She needs a shoulder. 😈

The most funny thing people who found you on muzz have already got their spouse and planning virtual marriage 🤣 😂