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Touheed Ahmed

@touheedahmed

10 days ago

Is anyone else noticing more non-Muslim profiles on Muzz lately, or is it just me? Just curious. 🤔

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Muse.

@sx13

10 days ago

Women are complicated?

  • -keeps snacks around
  • -always get extra fries
  • -hand her water because we mostly survive on caffeine
  • -random drives = yes
  • -ask if you’re not sure & remember what we said
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Ninsk

@Nina40627464

10 days ago

I really envy housewives now…
It’s so hot … for last 2weeks I get home sick till the next morning !! 😔😟 😥
what do you do??

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SteakEater

@SteakEater

10 days ago

A reminder to all but mostly to myself.

“But Allah won’t forgive me”

The same Allah that parted the sea for Musa AS?

The same Allah that brought the Prophet ﷺ
Surah Duha when he felt abandoned?

The same Allah that commanded the earth to shift the soul to a serial killer?

The same Allah that allows us to breathe when we sin continuously?

The same Allah that forgave a female worker for quenching the thirst of a dog?

Prophet Muhammad (ﷺ) said,
“All the sons of Adam are sinners, but the best of sinners are those who repent often.”

Have a nice day everyone.

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Uber Facts

@UberFacts

10 days ago

UberFact: A lady will try and find her equal in a man. A man will always push beyond his realm.. theres nothing wrong with that… as a man, accept it… and just become better. Just coz’ you wasted your life doesn’t mean she has to do the same.

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Uber Facts

@UberFacts

10 days ago

UberFact: 99% of the time - Most people look 10x better than they do in real life. If you look good in the mirror trust me you look good irl. But then there’s that 1%, the guys who post anon posts and sharing gossip.

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Uber Facts

@UberFacts

10 days ago

UberFact: The funniest thing in the world is seeing a guy here acting like he can get anyone. When in reality, he’s been here for a year, still with his testicles in his hands.

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Uber Facts

@UberFacts

10 days ago

UberFact: She wants you to be consistent. That is all. Use the same consistent mentality you use when you pray on time everyday.
That is…if you pray….

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