Fun & Laughs
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Got jokes? The world can always use more humor 🤪
Me recording a voice note 😎:
Hey, how are you? I hope you’re well. I’ve been thinking about you. I can’t wait for us to catch up.
How it actually sounds 😟:
Hhhheh, hhwerghough agh hhhhwbyarhh whhoi ahheefencken erghbouhu ahkarnawachhup.
Hey guys👋
So my Mahr just increased
I just learnt how to boil rice 🤭🤗🙂↕️
Muslim marriage pipeline:
No dating → No talking → No mixing
Then one random Sunday:
A stranger's photo on WhatsApp
"She's a good girl, think about it"
Bro this isn't a rishta it's a cold email 💀
Muslim dad raising you:
"No girls. No talking. No mixing."
Muslim dad at 27:
"When are you getting married??"
Bro YOU were the obstacle 💀
Muzz emotional cycle:
Download → Nervous
Match → Euphoric
First reply → Alhamdulillah 😭
Day 3 silence → Sabr bro
Ghosted → Deleted app. Made dua. Redownloaded next Friday. 💀
Muslims: "No dating, keep it halal"
Also Muslims: downloads app, gets attached in 3 days, cries when ghosted
We are not okay 😭🤲
Multiplication = Polygamy 🙋♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏼♀️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏾♀️🙋🏿♀️
Division = Monogamy 🙋♀️
Subtraction = No-girl-my 😶🌫️
Addition = Side-piece 💅
