Fun & Laughs

A husband and wife stopped talking to each other… 🥺

One day later, the wife said:

“I’m going to count to 10. If you don’t speak before then, I’ll drink poison!” 🥲😱

One… 😔 Husband silent.
Two… 😔 Husband silent.
Three… 😔 Husband silent.
Four… 😌 Husband silent.
Five… 😌 Husband silent.
Six… 😞 Husband silent.
Seven… 😌 Husband silent.
Eight… 🤫 Husband silent.

When the wife reached nine, she started crying.

Husband: “Keep counting, keep counting!” 🥲

Wife: “Thank God, at least you finally spoke!” 😂

And thus, the life of a great woman was saved. 😅🤭🤣💖

Until a man brings his parents to ur house, he is just your brother.
Okiee gurls🤓

Her: why do you keep cheating?
Chad: …i need help 🥺
Her: what kinda help do you need?
Chad: …i need somebody to help me not have a big heart, …because my heart is so big!! …people betray me and I keep on forgiving them!!! 😟😭

if you are looking for someone to help you to do masturbate put them mute..sorry wrong address u fuc*** as****

A genuine questionb: girls who have citizenship of here want to get married with them who don’t have?

Bro,,,Imagine you telling her,
"I don't have a car, I don't have a bike".
She smiles and says, NO PROBLEM...
"I will walk"
And she walks away FOREVER from your life.😩🤣

That survivors-hug she gives you when she finds out you made it out of a toxic relationship,
…feels so comforting…🥺🥰😌

Except she doesn’t know you was the toxic one.