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Greetings! 🐣
I am looking for a Human Husband!
DM me if this is you:
-You have a soul.
-You can swiftly reverse park.
-You have an American citizenship.
-You are ticklish (very important).
-You will watch VERY scary movies with me.
-You have the perfect push-up form.
-You can perform eye contact (optional).
-You have good posture (not optional).
-You are ambitious.
-You know how to correctly use a comma.
-You don't scrape your teeth on forks when you eat.
-You are organized.
-You always praise my cooking.
-You will go swimming on Sundays.
-You don't mind being tickled (not elaborating).
I oversocialized this weekend, and now my social battery is at 0%. Got nothing for the coming week
"A lion walks alone. Loyalty is rare. Respect is everything..."
Good Morning 🌞
Genuine question:
Why do some muslim adult mumayyiz men wear short-above-knee pants?
It sucks while being in search of one friend,we start flirting with everyone 🤣🤣🤣
Okay I try to make like two posts per day, otherwise I will not shut up 🥳 we need to have a way here on jamaa to delete comments from your own posts. I'm genuinely not gonna argue with ppl unless they really get me really angry. But blocking isn't enough at this point 🫡
Oh boy
Many have rude awakening
Random thought:
-So dad, how did you and mom meet?
-Scrolling.