Fun & Laughs

A car that’s worth investing in comes fresh out the showroom. Zero mileage. But a car with more than 3 previous owners has done way too much. Just ride it for what you can. And when it breaks down just dump it at the scrapyard. Selling it on might actually put someone’s life at risk. Nobody needs to die for a car.

You’d be surprised what people smell like behind those beautiful pics.

Brummie Bunny: wagwan fam
Bro: hey walaikumsalaam i like your pic
Brummie Bunny: so wys …like like what what init?
Bro: r u ok? do you have any health conditions?
Brummie Bunny: are you shtewpid? big man ting! don’t make me bang you in yo face fam…

Girl Logic:
“I’m not a virgin…🙄
…a man will know that…😟
…so I may as well enjoy what I want…😏
…cos it’s not like I have virginity to save for him…😉”

Once upon a time…
…she was massaging another man’s feet…
…now you’re in love with her.
The end.

“I’m just a girl..💅”

Nah brav, you’re a monster…😟

facebook keep notifying me about birthdays like i make cakes or something

What isn't meant for you will disappoint you a thousand times until you understand 💃

Nothing says "I'm loyal, serious and looking for something real" quite like sending the exact same message to me and other friends on the same dating site 💀

At this point, we're not dating... we're conducting a group project

The copy-paste game is wild:

"You're special"
"You're different"
"I've never felt this connection before"

Sir, we compared notes. The connection was Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V

If trust, loyalty and sincerity are your top values, maybe start by remembering who you've sent the same speech to 😏

And honestly, when a man says he's loyal, I no longer ask for proof

I just ask my friends if they've received the same opening message 🤭

I have no game…

…I’m also terrible at flirting and…

…even worse at getting a girl to fall in love with me.
🤭